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Whiskey River Soap Company Fucking Zen Soy Candle

Whiskey River Soap Company Fucking Zen Soy Candle

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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Cool Cucumber Scented Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.
Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.
Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H
Burn time: 60 hours

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